Have you be lookin' for a hot sugar daddy or just jivin' for a hot manly man to share your lush pad with, in beautiful Wellingtown? Well look no further, for we have that smooth talkin' cat you've been waiting all you life for.
Thats right baby, the one and only James Burgess, that Web Designin' Celebrity to the stars is lookin at you to join his long winter nights, sipping hot chocolate on a bear skin rug by a roaring open fire. And all you have to do suga is let this fine young man stay at your place, he'll even pay you $100 a week to enjoy your delightful company and witty repartee.
Now I know what your thinking baby, why would someone like James Burgess, owner of a successful website, interviewie of ProDesign, guru of beer, want anything to do with you, we must be foolin' with ya right? The answer is simple suga, he aint playin' he wants to live with you, he respects you and girl you know its true.
Now I know that you be diggin' this idea, and you be askin' yourself how can I get me some of that fine James Burgess action at my place? And the answer is simple darling, you just need to be fillin' in the form below and he be callin' you straight back babycakes, no shit.
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